No Limit

[Lailany]

Nüsse knacken
Herr Rüteli, Schlaufuchs aus Basel,
liebt Nüsse (am liebsten vom Hasel)
so sehr, dass er dreamt,
sie hängen vom Hæmd-
zipfel. Baselgefasel.

Schools in weird places
The colourful pronounciation
from each and every nation
is not taught at school,
but even a fool
can learn it at Interrail station.

The two runaways
What happened to Spelling and Grammar
which came under Rütelis hammer?
They hid in a dic-
tionary and nick-
named him Poetryslammer.

But then:

Dispute within - sorry or not sorry?

Not sorry
Conveniently I forgot
the crux of Herrn Rütelis plot:
Faux pas and mistakes
are icing the cakes
which make the No Limit thread hot.

Sorry
Unfortunately I forgot
the crux of Sir Rütelis plot:
Faux pas and mistakes
are icing on cakes
to make the No Limit thread hot.

But then again... old habits die hard.