A Good Advice

[Feirefiz]

Mr. Ching...

"Maybe you are right in terms
of killing pathogenic germs.
But your funny Tai-Chi-Force
cannot make up a decent horse!"

Ich liebe Vodka, egal ob mit oder ohne herbs, hauptsache pur!

На здоровье, Женны!
Файpeфиц

"The Tai Chi," says Cheng Man Ching,
"is a really magic thing.
They try to harm you, just stand still,
strong Chi will follow then your will."

I prefer the Single Malt. Naturally without ice or water.

Sláinte!
Jenny

[Feirefiz]

And the story goes on....

The cowboy did as he was told
to fight this f***ing lousy cold.
Like Cheng Man Ching said, he stood still
and got a sunstroke - now he´s ill.

Ganz egal, Hauptsache Feuerwasser!

Findet
F***ingfiz

"At least you fought your lousy cold,
and will," says Cheng Man Ching, "grow old.
But when you practice on the meadow,
make sure you stand there in the shadow."

Firewater burns your throat,
furthermore you need no coat!

Cheerio!
Seeräuber-Jenny

[Feirefiz]

Liebe Jenny....

The cowboy got fit very soon
and had a duell at highnoon.
But when he did what Ching Chong said
the other one just shot him dead!

the Wild West....
Furyfiz

Ahoi Fury!

Well, Ching’s advice had not been crazy,
the cowboy was a little lazy.
He didn’t practice every day,
that’s why the Chi did not obey.

Otherwise it would have been quicker than his own shadow...

Kind regards
Jenny