The Owl and the Pussycat
 

(nach Edward Lear)

The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea
in a beautiful pea-green boat.
But right from the start
the Owl had to fart,
and romance was rather remote.
The Pussy cried "Owl!
Your behaviour is foul!"
But the Owl said "So what? I let rip."
And that's when the Pussy jumped ship,
jumped ship,
and that's when the Pussy jumped ship.